Sometimes animals are jerks

case in point... Shaggy the adorable but also not adorable miniature Scottish highland.

What a Dumb A!*! I fed him per usual and then after I gave him the last flake of hay, I thought that lucky lady might have gotten out so I sprinted ever so slightly and then whack! His gosh darn hood collided with my leg. Wtf!!! What a bastard! So note to all, don't do anything but walk behind Shaggy. Insert all kinds of eye rolls!! Dumb dumb dumb!

And a week from today I'm supposed to have some boudoir photos done and of course the leg that got kicked is the one with my sugar skull tattoo, go figure! Oh well, such is my life apparently. At least the photo shoot will still be fun :)

Late night rambling

first, I'm doing this post on my phone and it's really a fail. I can barely see the whole screen or what I'm typing. Ugh, technology is the worst ;)

You guys, seriously having a two year old is rough! Omg! Just within the past week, Noel has become a serious monster!! I'm really not even sure what to do! She likes about 3 things, baths, goat cheese (yes, I'm a mean mom and my child doesn't have cows milk, but that's a whole other post) and her red fuzzy sweatshirt. And out of nowhere has an extreme fear of bugs, heaven help me it's gonna be a long summer!

And speaking of bugs, a stink bug just flew at my phone so I think I better turn this off and go to bed!

Be prepared for random bits of Noel craziness 😁